“No Idea What Happened” Machina Tee
We’ve all been there. One minute everything’s fine — the next, your ship’s upside down, your cargo’s gone, and your friends are asking what did you do? The “No Idea What Happened” tee captures that universal moment of chaos and denial with a wink and a nod to every Citizen who’s ever “had a plan.”
Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas unisex tee, it’s soft, breathable, and built for comfort through every questionable decision. Whether you’re wearing it mid-mission or post-crash, this shirt is your official statement of innocence.
Available in multiple colors, because confusion comes in many shades.
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Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — soft, comfortable, and long-lasting
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100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blended for comfort)
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Classic unisex fit — looks great on any “witness”
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Durable print — because the evidence shouldn’t fade before your story does
And, as always: proceeds from every shirt sold go directly toward the Machina Org Ship Giveaway, helping one lucky member secure their next ship in the 'Verse.
No plan. No proof. No idea what happened.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: mrbknght
- Email: contact@support.mrbknght.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“No Idea What Happened” Machina Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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